So I was thinking about my future and the awesome opportunities I would like to capitalize on one day... and I wasn't really coming across any amazing ideas. Then I somehow stumbled across something that I think is tailored to meet my current interests. Becoming an NBC Page.
I'm sure at this point everyone is like...what the hell is a NBC page? You ever see 30 Rock? You know that hilarious show by Tina Fey? Well, Kenneth is an NBC page. Essentially, you give tours of the NBC building, work on shows, and mingle among the actors on the different shows. This would offer the potential to work alongside the amazing people from my favorite television shows, Community, The Office, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, and more.
It isn't the best paying job... obviously. But it could totally be a lot of fun. I would just need to relocate. I can do that. Right? And apply. I can do that. Right?
Just another guy...
- Brandon
- I’m Brandon Michael.
I’m a versatile figure with various dynamic aspects that contribute to the aura of my stature. More often than not, I’ve been known to throw together some amazing feats of human accomplishments, including writing award-winning soap opera’s and jingles for television commercials. I’ve been known to build automobiles with my bare hands and a wrench while remodeling a freestanding structure free of charge. Some weekends I like to deep sea dive for lost treasure along uncharted islands. I’ve also been known to pilot planes and save beached whales from an untimely death. Instead of chewing on gum, I gnaw on aluminum tinfoil. I make ordinary objects into deadly weapons, such as throwing marbles with lethal accuracy, as well as paperclips and post it notes. Hordes of teenage girls and factions of worldwide cults become asphyxiated in my presence. Even fashion designers worldwide swoon over my daily attire.
Actually… I’ve never done any of this.
Regardless of anything, what people have said about me, what I may look like, or your first expression of me, I'm still me. That's all I try to be.
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Haha a nice ambition, Brandon.
ReplyDeleteLinda Lanae